Tell us your weirdest dream. Whether its personal or not, nobody cares just dont get carried away and try to keep it appropriate.


my weirdest dream i had when i was about 5 or 6 years old. I was some kind of green bird... maybe not evan bird but i could fly, i was kinda of a green flying feather ball but anyways; I was just kinda.....puffin around and i found a cave.. now this cave seemed really intruiging tomy punt adolescnt mind so i went in. And i got EATEN!! WHAT BS IS THAT!!!! What kinda dream gets you eaten?!?!?!?


Your turn.....

I was baby sitting a family friends kid. Then all of a sudden, in his playpen, he sinks...i try to catch him, i fall in the quicksand, i land in dirt, and hois father comes out of nowhere with a frying pans and socks me in the head with it.

I ******ing got so scraed, i woke up and checled to remeber that it didnt happen, soaked my face and took a long breath. God, its so weird.

Wow, I wont even mention my dreams, they go for ever, and there seriously weird.

By all means share BMd we as in I would love to hear them.... hopefully

****** Cheney was drinking out of a Soviet made flask, he was drinking vodka. No seriously, it was quite odd...

Um..... okay??

Sonny, wtf was that about?!

I used to remember some weird dreams but i forgot all of them already, haven't really dream about anything these few years cause i guess i don't get enough sleep then my brain rather rest than to dream about something.

You have about 70,000 dreams a night. Some of them may be less then a second. So it's not that you dont have them its just that they are so short it seems like they werent even there.


If anybody know anything about this sorta thing make a topic and tell me how they figure these knida facts out???

sometimes you can have no dreams at all..
i used to remember all the dreams that i had but not anymore..

As a kid i'd usually have a dream where my bed would weirdly turn all wobbly and feel as though it was sliding downwards to the side and that would wake me up and i'd find myself teetering on the edge of my bed.

After a game of F.E.A.R I usually see Alma at the foot of my bed from time to time.

Nope, you always have a dream
PM to continue this arguement ^^

Who's Alma?

The little girl in Fear who explodes people with her mind.


and dont double post please.

Never played it....that is kinda creepy

okay back tot he dreams

This was pretty funny. This part is real. I woke up early on a saturday morning and had a cup of water with ice. My brother was sleeping right next to me in his bed. So I drop the glass by accient, luckily it was empty. Then he wakes up and tells me that he was dreaming of a sniper about to shoot him, he said he saw the muzzle flash and no sound, i dropped the glass at the exact second he saw the flash so he woke up and thought the sniper shot him. It was funny.

I was walking my dog and a guy runs up and stabs my dog to death. so I took the knife out of her and slit his throat.

......yeah.. I had that a few days ago.

wow some of you really need help

LOL!

I wonder what Mr.Bush dreams of...

who knows....

The creepy ass girl in your sig.

Poor Mr Bush.

lol that is really kinda scary when you look at it, and nobody said it was a girl. which makes things seem worse

That little girl is scary.

Most of the dreams you remember are the last ones before you wake up, obviously because youre short term memory is link to those dreams.

World domination.

No, thats Dick Cheney. First Wyoming, THEN THE WORLD

LOL! ahh... politics how i hate them

Yeah its a bitch I know.

im walking in a field, a tornado of fire starts and well englufs me in flames.


Another, is im sitting cross legged theres a chicks head on my lap facing up at me, and her neck is slit and shes there dead. and i lean down kiss her head, and say good bye.

One that really bothers me to this day was one where wherever I went this vortex in the sky would appear, much like a hurricane but sentient, following me. What bothers me about it is that I remember seeing such a storm (in shape) when I was 8 or so years old, alot of weird things happened by that storm. I'm not going to get into that. Why it would reappear years later in a dream disturbs me. What was most strange about the dream was I remembered every detail, when I woke up I wrote all of it down and did a sketch of the object and the areas it appeared in.

On a hopefully lighter note, I used to have a recurring dream where I would answer the bedside phone, I would begin talking into it, the voice was always female, and although I understood it I could not understand what she was saying, the voice would slowly fade away, and I would begin saying "hello?" and grip my fist, only to wake up finding no phone and me talking to myself. That happened about 7-9 times over 3 years.

You should have someone check to see if yout alk in your sleep. I can carry out an intelligent conversation and not remember a thing

I dont sleep walk. Which is why that recurring dream was so weird, other than that I have never made a physical movement acting out a dream.

I read about dream that was like a series... ovver about 3 nights. Very rare only 4 people a night have segemented dreams like this in the entire world.

DAY 1: One day i go to the doctor and find out that i have AIDS so i decide go on a mad kiling spree. SO i go home grab a .308 and do that dream thing and somehow a magical clip with infinith ammo.

Day 2: I walk to the top of the hill in my subdivision and pick off the kids walking to the school bus. One by One, they all fall. Throughout the entire dream i sit here and drop innocent people that walk by.

Day 3: Police have been dispatched and snipers and SWAT teams have watchful eye in my general location not knowing exactly where I am... BANG a shot rings out and a car hurls it and the people around it into flames.

I then wake up crying. One of those dreams that really get to you... ****** i dont even own a .308! And never found out how the ****** i got AIDS!!

---Pixie, The Vinculum

Well I used to suffer from a variety of parasomnias when I was younger, basically they led to me having a nightmare and waking up, being 100% conscious (even able to walk around the house and have conversations with people) yet I could still see the things from my nightmares that woke me, in the real world. It was pretty messed up, as you can imagine. Luckily I grew out of them though when I was about 10 though.

Ok, I have dreams, where im in a misty cold blooded... evil place and I killed a thing/person with an axe in the head, etc etc, it gets really messy and for some reason, it doesnt describe the person I am...

I wont go into detail with my dreams, because they are trippy, real trippy, and most people think I have weird dreams and smart ****** comments like "you need help..." im like "ha ha, funnnny! ... "

i had a dream that we were attacked by zombies and stuff. and i wus holed up at the military base near were i live and we were holding them off. and yeh then i woke up.

watching too many filsm

My dreams is a huuuugee room, with 2 greaat concrete doors that open and close every few seconds, but they leave a small gap, bcause a toilet is in the middle, u cannot see the seiling or top of the doors because they are so high, and i ihad to try and get thru to my gf o nthe other side, was very weird :/

I used to dream of climing hundereds of stairs in some skyscraper.
I was this massive glass skyscraper in the middle of this big modern
city. Sun was always shining and there was no-one else besides me
in this massive city full of skyscrapers. Anyways, I would climb the stairs
to the roof, up in the clouds, then just jump off, fall for miles, then land
perfectly and go do it again, was wierd.

Hey bjweigand,
The wierdest dream i've had was when i was only 7, I remember going to sleep at 9:00 and I had just read "The Lion The Witch And The Wardrobe" I dreamt it through with myself as the main character then woke up 1 minute later!

You can have dreams that seem like they last a life time but only last a fraction of a second. I probably already said this but on averge you can have thousands of dreams in a matter of minutes and not remember any at all.

I really wouldn't say this is a dream because I was awake at this point, but it is very bizarre of how I had it.

I didn't have sleep for 3 days in a row. I tried not to. But in the end you will not like it.

So what happened was I was walking on the sidewalk to school one day (not having 3 days of sleep in a row of course) and when I was walking, I saw this face pop out of the school wall. About 2 seconds later, it was gone.

thats a hilousination not a dream lol

Yep, hallausinations caused by lack of sleep can be great fun, writings on windows and walls, that appear and disapaer, and puddles of water looking like whirlpools, and the like.
Great fun.

You sound like you have ahd alot of experience.

Which was why I didn't consider it a dream.

I had a dream one night where i was on a mountain. I was with one of my friends, and my mom was there too. My mom started jumping down the mountain, so me and my friend started following her. We got to the bottom and there was an ocean. There were little floating platforms everywhere, so we started jumping on them. The water was full of sharks, so I was very careful. I accidentally slipped and fell in, and sharks started coming after me. Right when a shark bit down on me, i screamed to my mom, and then woke up. I used to share a room with my brother, and we had bunk beds. His bed post was right above my head. So when i woke up, i hit my head on the post and knocked myself out and went back to sleep. It was weird....

Taghahahahahh!!!

ive always kinda seen the future in my dreams
ill dream something and then a few weeks/ days later it will happen
pretty weird eh

once i dreamed there was this guy next door with a chainsaw killing everyone.
then the movie the texas chainsaw came out

werd