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1. when I try connecting to "counter-strike" server this pops up "the steam servers are currently too busy to handle your request."

2. That I's not letting me connect to "counter-strike" what deos that mean and what should i do to stop it!!!!!! (I havent even got to play "counter-strike" not even once) =[

ok today , i just bought counter strike game for 20$ and i downloaded it and eeryhting and i got steam. well when i double click on counter strike a green box appears and says connecting then this pop up "the steam servers are currently too busy to handle your request" it always says that always it never lets me into the game. and then i go under steam place and i click on "servers" and look up "counter-strike" and then some server are full and some that are empty it says "counter-strike is about to download" and im like "Wtf i downloaded it...." so i click next any ways and then it laods and says the same bull crap.... "the steam servers are currently too busy to handle your request" What do i do!!!!

please help me someone!! i really want to play counter-strike!!!!!!!

Next time don't post a thread in every section you nigger.


That should fix it.

1. Restart Steam and/or your computer.
2. Masturbate vigorously whilst waiting for it to boot up.
3. ???
4. PROFIT

would that really help me "the restart it part?"

You can't restart it unless you masturbate. We don't make the rules, we just enforce them.

Yes. Click button on pc that resembles the same as the picture below, notice this little power icon.



Once you notice that the pc has turned off, indicated by a blank screen and no audible noise coming from the tower, proceed to press button again, and it will boot up normally.

if that doesn't work, it's because of your region and the servers are down for your particular area. Don't worry though, I can help. All you have to do is this:

Bring up steam.



Click indicated spot.



Change server to whatever alternative you want, I would recommend somewhere that is somewhat close to you, but not your previous server.

Restart steam if necessary, and enjoy.


OH YEAH, forgot to mention. If none of the previously stated tips help, simply navigate to "C:/windows" and proceed to delete your system32 folder. It's a tad risky, but it also comes with usually fixing steam and providing a 200% PC SPEED BOOST. FUCK YEAH.

OP, if you spam one more thread out of place I will tear your fucking larynx out.