Happy Newyear y'all.
I post it a bit earlier then it should be. But i wont be home tonight.
I wish all of you a happy newyear and a friggin big testicle-disease.
Excuse, but im in a hurry.

See you till next year, baby

All i got for the new year type thing was my Selective Service AKA Draft forums/ID/Number.

Happy new year.

I'm not doing much, seeing as i can't find any fireworks stands in my area nor anyone to buy me booze. I got 170 dollars, and no one wants to buy me booze.

Happy new year guys!

Was an alright celebration for me. What kinda ruined it though, was my dad deciding to tell me that he had got himself a new girlfriend (my parents are divorced).

Thats cool, fine by me.

But then I ask him what her name is, and hes like: "You probably know her I think, her names <name>".

And I'm like: "errrrr, no cant say I know anyone with that name". (I did have one woman in the back of my head, but I just figured -no.friggin.way).

So he goes: "You remember <mates name>, its his mum".

And I'm like:

He continues: "Yeah, you probably dont know this, but she divorced from <mates name>'s dad".

Im still just: uwha?



So basically, the woman my dad has gotten together with, is the mum of one of my best mates from high school (many years ago).

Thing is though, I stopped hanging out with him at some point because he was getting on my fucking nerves. Started working out and developed this cocky, AND feminine personality.

At one point, during a fucking LAN, he would suddenly stand up and say: "Hey, lets all chip in and go buy fruit and stuff, and bake a healthy cake". GAME - FUCKING - OVER. lol

Met him a couple of times over the years and he seems to be the same cocky prick as he was back then. Also loves to advertise the fact that hes managed to get laid, rofl.

Now its like......whenever I go to my dads, his fucking mums over, and whenever theres birthday parties or holidays or whatever,
im sat on the table next to the fucking dickhead and his 2 younger brothers( who are like demons btw)

Pluss, his mums a right cow, who acts like a bitch 24/7.

-09 man.....it bit me in the arse from the start >.<

Well, if she's a bitch then there is hope of them not fully going through with it.

My new year transition was fairly uneventful.

Leave home, you're old enough right?

I've had a poor start as well, several people have told me yesterday/today I've been acting like a dick lately.

Like that's new.

Been living by myself for about a year and a half now

Doesnt mean I dont want to drop by my dad or mum every now and then.

I played L4D for my new year, yay. Didn't even realize until it was 12:15 AM and kept playing.

Also, Elanzer, join the club. D:

I was playing Banjo-Kazooie making the most god awful contraptions.

My first word of the year was cunnilingus. Yeah baby.

wat

You got a 360?

happy new year my ass
in the last week:
just became single
failed a class
overdrew my bank account
dog died
car died
out a job
get to go run home to parents to live for a while

ouch

No, sorry to get your hopes up, it was a friend that had brought his 360 over.

Well if misery loves company, my 360 red-ringed today. Lifetime = 1 year and about 6 days.

Heh, at least it gave you plenty of warning signs so you could prepare. Get that warranty going and claim one of the new units.

I think this news makes me the only person here who hasn't had any failures? 2 years 8 months and still going strong.

I bet if you cracked open the cases or even looked at the fan at the back of the 360's owned by the majority of the people here, they would probably be CAKED in dust and biological hazardous wastes (airborne semen and hair being the top contenders for territory inside them).

Speaking of which, I SHOULD OF GOTTEN A 360. BAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

I've had 3 360's already. First one died within a week. Second one died in the fall of 2007 (the day that the demo for EA skate was released). Current one has lasted for more than a year.