Two Bigfoot hunters claim they have the body of one and plan to release a photo and what they claim is DNA evidence at a news conference in Palo Alto on Friday.

The Bigfoot is claimed to have been found in the woods of northern Georgia by Matthew Whitton and Rick Dyer, and the claim is being supported by a Bay Area Bigfoot researcher Tom Biscardi, a multiple local Democratic candidate.

The press release as follows. A site claiming to have the first pics is down, but here’s the link in case it comes back up, although the pic top right is said to be one of the shots currently available. Other sites are suggesting this could be the “real deal;” who knows, we’ll have to wait for the press conference and the proof.



    FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
    August 12, 2008
    BIGFOOT BODY FOUND
    DNA evidence and photo evidence to be presented at a
    PRESS CONFERENCE
    to be held on
    Date: Friday, August 15, 2008
    Time: From 12Noon-1:00pm
    Place: Cabana Hotel-Palo Alto (A Crown Plaza Resort) 4290 El Camino Real, Palo Alto, California 94306

    Searching for Bigfoot, Inc. Menlo Park, California
    Tom Biscardi, CEO

    BIGFOOT BODY FOUND - EVIDENCE AND DNA DETAILS TO BE PRESENTED AT A PRESS CONFERENCE ON FRIDAY, AUGUST 15th

    FROM 12 N00N TO 1:00PM AT THE CABANA HOTEL-PALO ALTO IN PALO ALTO, CALIFORNIA

    A body that may very well be the body of the creature commonly known as “Bigfoot” has been found in the woods in northern Georgia.

    DNA evidence and photo evidence of the creature will be presented in a press conference on Friday, August 15th from 12 Noon to 1:00pm at the Cabana Hotel-Palo Alto at 4290 El Camino Real in Palo Alto, California, 94306. The press conference will not be open to the public. It will only be open to credentialed members of the press.
    Here are some of the vital statistics on the “Bigfoot” body:
    *The creature is seven feet seven inches tall.
    *It weighs over five hundred pounds.
    *The creature looks like it is part human and part ape-like.
    *It is male.
    *It has reddish hair and blackish-grey eyes.
    *It has two arms and two legs, and five fingers on each hand and
    five toes on each foot.
    *The feet are flat and similar to human feet.
    *Its footprint is sixteen and three-quarters inches long and five and three-quarters inches wide at the heel.
    *From the palm of the hand to the tip of the middle finger, its hands are
    eleven and three-quarters inches long and six and one-quarter inches wide.
    *The creatures walk upright. (Several of them were sighted on the same day that the body was found.)
    *The teeth are more human-like than ape-like.
    *DNA tests are currently being done and the current DNA and photo evidence will be presented at the press conference on Friday, August 15th.

U know what, im thinking the bigfoot are hostile, since no body has ever been found the must mean the other bigfoot's bury their own or dispose of them in some way. Now that we supposedly have one? They are going to come take it back, with or without force. Im sure these things will rip someones head off, show us whos king of the forest. But thats just me, if i saw one, id either punch it in its ugly face, or shoot it. Now the question is...are those guts hanging out in the picture? why wont they name the scientists? could be Men in Black??

Of course it's fake.

Of course it's fake.

(oops, my sarcasm wasn't sarcastic enough :\ oh well)

This kind of thing scares me, even if it's fake.